yungsevigny:

me whilst watching a new movie trailer: “this would be so much better if there was a lesbian storyline”

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

(via fluttersheep)

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

This is one of the most important scenes in the entire movie.
'Nerd' guys behave like complete sexist douchebags to women and then play the vicitim, claiming that women only like jocks and not nerd guys. Like stfu, women don't like you because you're pretentious assholes.

(Source: stilinskis)

alixvause:

The cast of Orange Is the New Black attend the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

(via cophinescockerspaniels)

dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

(via longjohnsylveon)

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

(Source: artvevo, via longjohnsylveon)

quietseedling:

onegreenplanet:

Could the Craze Over Omega-3s Destroy Our Oceans?

Don’t take the bait - Fish is not a health food!
Need Omegas?Try Flax Seed, Hemp Seed, Walnuts/Cashews/Almonds etc!
:)
menstrualblog:

Don’t cramp my style: funny uterus cross-stitch pattern by nerdylittlestitcher
For sale on Etsy for $3

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

yes! what is it that turns people so rude and impatient? like they just go out of their way to make employees feel like shit

(via xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx)

yolkpunk:

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks

(via christinethevegan)

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

thesoygoddess:

fetusgaskarth:

slappityslapslap:

jamilahannahtiu:

5fingers5rings:

The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.

obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine

i want him to be my president

this makes me sad that i live in canada

you have FREE HEALTH CARE and you can marry whomever you want. WHY ARE YOU SAD YOU LIVE IN CANADA 

thesoygoddess:

fetusgaskarth:

slappityslapslap:

jamilahannahtiu:

5fingers5rings:

The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.

obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine

i want him to be my president

this makes me sad that i live in canada

you have FREE HEALTH CARE and you can marry whomever you want. WHY ARE YOU SAD YOU LIVE IN CANADA 

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

(Source: nickimlnaj, via thesoygoddess)

babysprig:

the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.

Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.
Especially that “sitting on a gold mine” shit, saying she’s only attained her wealth by owning an ass? Fuck.

(Source: beyonseh, via cophinescockerspaniels)

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe


I feel the same way..

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

I feel the same way..

(via princess-passion-flower)